Confessions of a pretentious musical elitist
I have a confession to make.
First of all, everyone who knows me knows that I have a history of, well, mocking every trend in popular music. And this in itself is surprising, since as far as classical music goes I'm bordering on the bohemian avant-garde fringe of John Cage and Georgiy Ligeti. (Just call me the John McCain of classical composers.) And although I can tolerably listen to most popular music, I still don't care for much of it.
Thus I must confess to all who thought they knew me that last night, for the first time, I played Guitar Hero.
But this confession begets an additional confession: it's actually kind of fun. I definitely think it doesn't deserve all of the attention it gets, but it is actually somewhat enjoyable to play. The system of notation they use is interesting; it resembles a variant of a primitive pitch-time graph which can basically describe most music until the late twentieth century, when Ligeti engendered a kind of chromatic grid to depict his famous Lux aeterna (made popular in 2001: A Space Odyssey; it's the music that sounds like random wailing noises). I have concluded that musically, Guitar Hero does have some (I repeat, some) merit.
Now don't get me wrong: the fact that I enjoy playing the game does not necessarily require that I like all or any of the music on it. I think even those who generally like popular music can concede that some of the songs on Guitar Hero are just plain annoying.
So that's it. I'm off to hack another notch in my column of moral decline.




March 22nd, 2008 at 10:58 am
I see you're reading The Fountain Head.
That book was a little strange, even for me.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Yeah, I'm only five pages in, but already she's made her "man versus society" conflict more than apparent. I'm just forcing myself to read it so that I can mock objectivism from experience.
March 22nd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
I heard that wasn't a good Christian book, but since you said you were going to mock it all well.
Guitar Hero is indeed fun. I agree with your post. Although #3 doesn't really have ANY good songs at all.
March 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 pm
It's far from being a Christian book; you might be confusing it with another book. Ayn Rand was the leading figure of objectivistic philosophy.
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:44 pm
*ahem* This is when an "I told you so!" just doesn't cut it. HA!!
The musical column will just have to be refinished in college...
March 24th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
hoooooooobarracuda!
Silly. Don't waste your time with that book.
How did your test taking go?