Every once in a while, while one idly peruses the web, one finds a gem that absolutely must be shared.

My latest find is the Random Topic Generator.

It is an online script which, using basic English syntax, generates random sentences comprised of an adjective, a noun, a verb, another noun, and a location. The resulting sentences, while completely ridiculous, are also semantically accurate [for the most part]. Sure, you could find similar results in the gel-pen scrawlings of any emo kid, but this is the digital age, after all.

Some examples are reproduced verbatim after the gap.

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