A purple entrepreneur did what to a banana?
Every once in a while, while one idly peruses the web, one finds a gem that absolutely must be shared.
My latest find is the Random Topic Generator.
It is an online script which, using basic English syntax, generates random sentences comprised of an adjective, a noun, a verb, another noun, and a location. The resulting sentences, while completely ridiculous, are also semantically accurate [for the most part]. Sure, you could find similar results in the gel-pen scrawlings of any emo kid, but this is the digital age, after all.
Some examples are reproduced verbatim after the gap.
- A stalwart banana regurgitates a instructor on a pirate ship [sic]
- A grimy witch broke into a lightsaber in the Pakistani Gun Bazaar
- A Nazi prince eats a wiggly worm near a dead tree
- A hopeful robot leaps over a pinecone in Antarctica
- A dark psychopath melts a relic of the ancients just beyond the obelisk
- A superfluous grape harvester with a heroin addict in another dimension.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I'm sitting here in the campus library at a computer, laughing so hard I actually CRIED, while everyone else tries unsuccessfully to ignore me. This is the funniest thing I've seen since that "Indian Thriller" youtube video. And the possibilities are limitless!
August 27th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Those are pretty great. Akin to the Engrish I hear here sometimes! It's ok; I'm sure my Chinese is worse. I miss you sir. Please tell me how Psych and father are treating you. Please write to me with thine divine insights into the most honorable field of study!